(prof scusa pls non legga questo haha)

reale stories made by me and pipi

WHEN, WHERE, BY WHO?... insert your text . . .

the piadine, common quoters' food, was invented in 1769 by mistress labibi of pizzaland the third and her companion madame pipi mc pissington the second. the recipe was created in the town of bloxburg, italy, location where both ladies resided up until 1772 after their sudden transportation to our lord and savior 2025.

BACKSTORY

long long time ago back in 1769 Italy the mistress labibi of pizzaland the third invented along side her friend madame pipi mc pissington a food that changes the word of cuisine.. the piadin one sunny day they were cooking their lunch making their usual pee pie but while they were making the batter they suddenly let out the fattest most loudest piss in the batter bowl they were in awe they never understood the never knew - i need to finish it yet

RECIPE

in order to replicate a piadine in your own kitchen, you'll need the following ingredients:
- some mayonnaise (in abundant quantity, about as much as a paint bucket's capacity, so about 18 liters or 5 gallons)
- some zaza leaves (about 1 kg)
- an unspecified quantity of urine (to taste)
- a big ass spoon or shovel
- a bucket duh
- quoter magic wouhhhhhhh ime so hapi

first of all you might want to pour the mayonnaise in your bucket and make sure that, once its all inside the bucket, it makes a sound resembling "when the bass gets bumpin, when the base, when the basse, when the base gets bumping".

after hearing the sound you may cut the zaza leaves into small pieces and sprinkle it on top of the mayo, then mix everything with your ginormous spoon.

aueghmhfhmmh now the fun part ahheu ime quoting ite im queoting it…auegh sorry you had to see this ladies, i js get very passionate about
anyways now the FUN PART!! you'll need to take a fat piss into the bucket js like the story says, then mix the batter thoroughly.